Am I not making myself clear?
Please don't draw me in red!
I'm allergic to red crayons
AHHHH! My butt itches!
Please draw me to scratch!
You are so evil, don't put my
Hands in the air!
Speaking of hands,
Can I have fingers?
I'm really sick
of these spindly
little arms you give me
Can't you make me more
than just a stick? Also,
I don't want to listen to
Hannah Montana!
Can't you listen to
MayDay Parade
or SOMETHING ELSE
while you draw?
HOLY MOSES!!!
Why are you drawing a DOG?
I'm scared of dogs!
You are such a mean
Little Third grader!
If I had fingers, I'd
Wring your little neck!
I don't care what you want
Me to look like!
... ... ...
Can you at least draw my
mouth screaming?
NO! Don't draw that smile!
I am not happy!
I'M ANGRY!
LISTEN TO ME!
Oh yeah...
You.
Can't.
Hear.
Me.
2 comments:
Dear Stick Figure,
Don't talk back to me! If I say you are red, you are red! If I want you to smile, you smile! Understand me? I don't care if your butt itches, and I don't care if you don't like Hannah Montana. Maybe I'm listening to her to make you mad at me.
Have a nice day,
Aspiring Third Grade Artist
i LIKE this!!!!!!!!!!!
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